Laughs to order! Personalised
Anecdotes for your friends

Make any event unforgettable with a unique sense of humour

Why Choose Us?

1. Personalized Jokes Just for You

No two senses of humor are alike! Tell us your preferences, and we’ll handpick (or custom-write) jokes tailored to your style—dark, dad-level, puns, or satire. Because laughter is better when it feels like yours.

2. Instant Delivery, Zero Wait

Why delay the fun? Get your jokes delivered digitally in seconds. Perfect for roasting friends, spicing up presentations, or curing awkward silences immediately.

3. Crafted by Comedy Pros

Our jokes aren’t scraped from the internet—they’re written by stand-up comedians and comedy writers who know how to land a punchline. Quality humor, guaranteed.

4. 100% "No Smile, No Charge" Guarantee

If a joke doesn’t make you smirk, chuckle, or groan (in a good way), we’ll replace it—no questions asked. Your satisfaction is our punchline.

Our Funnies

Rickshaw and startup
In Delhi, a rickshaw pulls a programmer. The latter says, "Take my startup, let's make an Uber for rickshaws!" 🚗
Rickshaw: "Take my rickshaw, let's make a fitness app! You've already burned 500 calories!" 😅

On a beach in Goa, a tourist orders a coconut 🥥 from a vendor.
Tourist: "Bro, your coconut is more expensive than in Mumbai!
Vendor: 'It's not just a coconut, it's a startup! It has Wi-Fi and a meditation app inside!" 😎 Tourist: "Then give me two, one for selfies!" 📸

A big wedding is being prepared in Delhi. The organiser runs around checking everything: the flowers 💐, the stage, the dancers. The groom panics: "Where's my suit?!
Organiser: "Calm down, boss! We're making a Bollywood blockbuster! Your costume is in the trailer and the dance with the bride is already being rehearsed by 50 extras!" 🎬 Groom: "And the food?"
Organiser: "Three chefs are making biryani, but one ran away - he said his sauce was Oscar-worthy! 🍛 The guests wait, the dancing starts and the groom whispers to the bride, "If this is a film, I want a sequel with a honeymoon in Goa!"

😂 I want to laugh for five minutes